#episode: lip smackers

[piperslovebot]

Quinn Misses The Mark (Zoey 101) || Lip Smackers (T9S)

[bettyfrommars]

Let's get some positivity back in the fandom! What's your favorite Eddie moment or HC that you have? Favorite episode or fic? Anything!

(Also I love you Betty I hope you’re doing good.🖤)

hello beauty, thank you so much for this, I love it. @hellfirenacht sent this to me as well, so this is for both of you 🧡

Like many, I think my favorite Eddie moment is the picnic table scene, it showcased so many facets of his personality that still have me hard-pressed over a year later.

As far as HC's, here are a few:

He loves to tinker and make things, if he is not working, playing guitar, or touching you, he has to be fiddling with something. He folded the cash tips into Origami shapes on your first date. He finds scrap metal around the shop where he works and makes strange little animals to surprise you with. Over the years, you have house/garden full of them.

He regularly burns/overcooks his food, but he thinks it's supposed to taste like that. One day you make one of his signature dishes for him, and he's like, "wow, how'd you make it taste so good?"

He's the first one to cheer you up out of a bad mood. Even when you really want to stay upset about something, you realize you can't.

He has "lucky" things that he holds dear: a lucky lighter because he found it on one of his walks. A lucky pair of socks, because he was wearing them when he met you. A lucky pocketknife because Wayne gave it to him. One day, you notice that your ring or necklace is hanging from his rearview mirror, and he says he has it there for luck.

In the winter, his lips get really chapped, and so you give him one of your Lip Smackers that tastes like cotton candy, and you never see it again because he takes it with him, and you end up buying him a multi-pack so that he can stop taking yours.

He has a way with animals and strays are drawn to him. There are a lot of cats in the neighborhood, and he feeds them and knows all of their names. One day, he rescues a stray kitten and brings it home tucked in his jacket. He names it Dio. He finds out he's actually allergic to cats but doesn't let that keep him away from them.

He gets involved in the muscle car drag racing scene for a bit, and he's known as Madmax Munson because his cars are always shambled together with junkyard parts, but he blows everyone out of the water anyway.

[that90sshowgoldencouple]

If It's gonna happen. I want it to just happen. And I want it to be amazing.

Lip Smackers (Season 1, Episode 3)

[galaxywhale-moved]

in today’s episode of “kids are gross”, a little girl (one of my 5 year olds) came up to me for help because her lip smacker/lip balm/chapstick wasn’t working, when she took the lid off, the actual lip balm + bit it was attached to was coming up stuck in the lid leaving an empty tube. I was like I can’t fix this lol and suggested she put it in her bag because maybe it had melted slightly (bc it was hot af today lol) and maybe when it cooled down it’d work.

and she went “maybe it’s because too many people used it” and I had a moment where I was like um, what? and asked her if other people had been using it because it’s something that should only be used by one person, otherwise you’re sharing any germs you have with your friends and getting their germs back

and you know what she said? bc this has been haunting me for like 4 hours now

she just looked at me and went “no it’s ok, they weren’t using it. They’ve just been licking it.”

😐

[thestupidhelmet]

That ‘90s Show Reviews

“Lip Smackers”

Three episodes into That ‘90s Show, and I don’t get a That ‘70s Show feeling from it at all despite Red and Kitty’s strong presence and other recognizable elements. Mentally and emotionally, it’s a bit discombobulating for me. I watched T7S when it originally aired. And for the last thirteen years, I’ve been steeped in the T7S fandom, analyzing the show, talking about it with fellow fans, writing millions of words of fanfic, and drawing thousands of comics. T9S doesn’t have the same flavor (in a metaphorical sense) as T7S despite what it’s inherited and taken from T7S. That being said, I’m overall enjoying That ‘90s Show as its own thing and getting more Red-and-Kitty content, but aspects of T9S—beyond how it doesn’t fit in T7S’s universe—are throwing me off.

--Fez #6 is CAMPY. Which is not an issue in and of itself. But Fez isn’t campy on T7S. He’s a fish out of water (in all versions but T7S season 8, where his main personality traits morphed into sexism and womanizing). At least he’s holding a Tootsie Roll in his salon commercia and says, “I said good day,” which are nods to T7S!Fez. --Oz getting stuck in Nate and Nikki’s make-out gave me a laugh. --Finally, some real Oz content and background. Some, but I’d like to know what his friendships are like with the other characters. Go deeper, show. What connects Oz to them? What connects them to Oz? Why do they care about one another? What’s their history? (Yes, it’s only episode three. But I do hope these questions are answered by the first half of the season.) --I’d also like to know more about Nikki, but the force of her personality is very strong. We get a lot simply from her actress’s performance. Great casting, imo. --I am happy that T9S decided to stick with T7S S1-S7’s ongoing joke of us never learning where Fez is from. Another part of T7S season 8 has been erased … from existence (well, the T9S universe). I would like to know what Kitty said while her voice was drowned out, lol. --Aaaaand a meld of T7S S7-S8 Fez season is in the house. --Fez and Kitty’s conversation in Fez’s salon reminds me of their dynamic in season 8. Fez being rich and successful—no problem with that. How, though … the salon … and the fact T7S season 8 ended with Jackie sweeping at the salon Fez worked at in order to “humble her” (since the S8 showrunners hated her character with more than a touch of misogyny). I’m glad for Jackie that S8, as well as T9S, are on-screen AUs and not canon. By their very nature, they can’t be canon since real!Jackie would never make the choices she makes in those AUs. --When describing Sherri, Fez says he “hasn’t felt this way about a girl since Jackie.” Kitty asks what happened between him and Jackie. Real World Explanation: The actors who played Jackie and Kelso got married, and the people behind T9S wanted to capitalize on that. That ‘90s Show’s Explanation: Jackie left Fez for Kelso. Simple. What we all thought. But, really, Fez was heartbroken over her for fifteen years? Uh, no. (Of course, they never actually dated in the canon T7S universe, so none of this is real. Moving on … for now?) --Kitty gets turned on by Fez for a moment. Just like she, er, appreciated Kelso’s body in That ‘90s Show after he hugged her. For “the laughs”. Not fidelity to character. (Reminds me a bit of the T7S parody porn. I saw the version with all the sex parts cut out (thankfully). But these Kitty-is-attracted-to-her-surrogate-kids-now-that-they’re-adults moments are beyond cringey. They’re squicky. --Leia’s awkwardness trying to get her first kiss at the mall reminds me of Eric. --Jay Kelso has been characterized as a man-whore by Oz and Gwen. --Fez got his MOM on the phone, according to Sherri. (Man, my T7S brain and my T9S-as-a-canon-divergent-AU brain are clashing. There are answers to questions I wish T7S had given us and never did, but T9S’s answers don’t fit with T7S’s universe). --Red in the massage chair is hilarious. He doesn’t need a circle. He just needs a chair from Sharper Image. The fact he asks if he and Kitty should get a cat tells us he is out of his mind, lmao. (He hates cats.) --Jay and Leia’s scene on the car. Depth for Jay (yay). --Oh, man. Fez made a sex joke about Kitty (but he did that on T7S, so that’s nothing new). --Fez being shocked about Sherri being in her forties and saying, that he “really dodged a bullet there,” is season-8!Fez all over. Real!Fez loves them big, loves them small; he loves them all (that applies to age, too—legal age).And his reaction to Sherri having kids, he’d be more like Gus on Psych, wanting to become insta!Dad to them, not scared off. --Gwen [frustrated] to Leia, “You dork! I’ve been telling you how all along how awesome you are, but it took some guy to say that for it all to sink in.” A lot of Gwen and Leia’s interactions and dialogue so far can reasonably be interpreted as having romantic subtext (despite that this is not the writers’ intentions). --Glad Oz’s boyfriend is real.   --Final thoughts on T9S!Fez as depicted in this episode: he is cobbled-together mess of characterization. It’s all over the place. While he is recognizable as Fez, I don’t truly know or understand who that Fez is. It’s vague, nebulous, and ungrounded.

[einsteinsugly]

A (Very) Tentative Episode Guide for The Kids Are Alright.

Note: Adrian's birthday is July 18th, so the series only lasts for a couple of weeks, with fewer episodes. I think the Mitch Miller family drama (contrasting with the Formans) will be the focus of the '99 installment, I'll Be There For You, but his family will be briefly mentioned/included.

Ep 1: That 90s Pilot (chapters 1-4): The gang and the kids spend the Fourth of July back in Point Place, amongst some seemingly familiar (and unfamiliar) faces.

Ep 2: Free Becca (chapters 5-?): A trip to Six Flags goes awry after Kate and Becca, and subsequently the rest of the gang, run into Pastor Dan and his kids. Particularly, as Kate is smitten with his "smart guy" son Lamar, and convinces her parents to let her stay in Point Place for a couple of weeks.

Ep 3: Lip Smackers: Settling into Point Place, Lamar and Kate go on a movie date, as Becca brings around a friend of her own to hang out. Red and Kitty go on a double date to avoid the O'Connors' neighborhood concert night, as Adrian tolerates the music.

Ep 4: You're Invited: Kate is the only one invited to Pastor Dan's neighborhood barbeque, and Becca and Kitty are particularly upset.

Ep 5: Boyfriend Day One: Kate attempts to change her tune to please her boyfriend's more conservative parents, and Leah and James cause some hot tub havoc at the local community center.

Ep 6: Summer Storm: A summer storm curtails Red and Kitty's plan to take the kids to the Dells, as Leah and James accidentally introduce them to the less child-friendly side of gaming.

Ep 7: The Birthday Boy: Adrian is forced to suffer through yet another Kitty Forman-approved birthday party, as the original gang makes their triumphant return. After all the shenanigans, will a kiss from Chelsea be the ultimate payoff?

[songs-about-girls-like-me]

chapter 19: an almost deleted scene (2)

(a/n: alternative title for the chapter: Feisty)

"Okay, take out your lipgloss" Poppy scattered her collection of BeautyRush on the school desk.

I had two lip smackers that my sister had gifted me. One was skittles, the other one was sprite. I also had a roll-on straberry gloss I had bought myself (my parents' money) at "Todo Moda" during the weekend. The five of us put them in the middle of our school desks making a considerable collection that looked so cool in their plasticky colorful glory and, idk why, we put them into a light green plastic pencil holder that Poppy had brought from home.

"This way we can share while we're in class!" It was a cool shiny display in the middle of our school supplies. Our gloss obsession was a bit deluded and silly but the bond between us sharing them felt so real. We were doing geography or math and we had taken over the desks at back of the classroom. Mr. G hadn't scolded anyone for completely disregarding the sitting chart and changing places, so my friends and I were all together in one "school team", rolling with it. We all went in to take one, I chose the most true-pink gloss, almost like a magenta shade that looked just clear on the lips. It smelled like pure sugar. I was happy that MJ took my Skittles lipsmacker.

"1, 2, 3, lipgloss"

"That one is so dumb, guys" called out Liv. Maybe it was, but we just laughed.

"This is awesome"

We nodded in agreement with Ella, I flipped my front pieces of hair off my face so it didn't stick to my lips, the now familiar thick texture of petroleum jelly making me smell berries under my nose.

"Oh, wait. Careful with the cherry gloss!" Said Poppy pausing the silly bliss of the moment.

"This one??" I asked showing her mine.

"No, it's red. The 'cherry bomb' one isn't clear gloss, it's so so red."

"Which one?" we all were moving the glosses around on emergency mode all over the desks but it wasn't there. Then I smelled cherry. We all darted our eyes to the head of the table.

"Wait, this one?" Ella's lips were dripping red like a vampire frozen in spot with the lipgloss still pressed to her bottom lip, squeezing more product out. It was definitely THAT one and we all cracked up laughing. It smelled really fucking good, I could smell it from 1.5 metters apart, holding on to my chair while laughing so much I could've fallen to the ground. Ella bursted out a laugh still confused, not knowing how funny she looked but having an idea by how much we couldn't stop laughing. Her lips were red, the gloss making a line down the left corner just like blood, and MJ didn't miss the moment to call her sexy. Elizabeth sent each one of us a flying kiss, playing along to the dumb sexy vampire jokes. I wiped my tears away to keep writing down whaterver we were copying from the blackboard, still carrying a giggle in my chest.

That afternoon we were messing around still at school before Jazz. We all had been perfecting a walking technique, a model stride that made your hair move in the wind, even with zero breeze needed. My friends and I would line up and practice before dance class or recess or whenever we could in the hallways, each starting with the right foot on the count of 3 to be coordinated. By this moment, it was a nonchalant reflex to go everywhere chatting while walking like that. So we walked the length of the running track at least three Times just to enjoy ourselves while discussing TV shows, probably talking about Shake it Up's latest aired episode.

"I almost cried with 'Add it up', it was so good." MJ held Ella by the shoulder while still strutting with us.

"Yeah!! I liked it better than 'Meatball it up'" She agreed. I was wondering how in the hell they knew the episodes' names.

"Rees? Did you catch 'Add it up'?"

"Mhh... I don't think so..." I had watched the first episode and the Olive Garden one like five Times now, but apparently I was missing more. Sometimes my mom would be late to pick me and my sister up from school and I couldn't catch it before America's Next Top Model started.

"O.M.G. You'll love it" MJ would spell out OMG when talking. "It's about Cece!" A smile grew on my lips.

"Lame, Rees! Keep up with the episodes!" Ella and I had the most savage friendship at Times, so I pushed her by the shoulders, making her laugh and starting a quick physical fight between us. After being stopped by MJ who was giggling and Poppy who finally snapped out of counting the petals of a pink geranium from The Flowerbed, we reached the basketball court. The four of us found a bech facing the basketball court to chill at before having to change out of our school uniforms. The boys before jazz were still annoying, but today we were hanging around them even while they were having basketball practice. Everyone was in for the banter, which some days could actually be just innocent enough to make us more friends and less enemies. MJ and Poppy were bickering with the boys warming up for practice. Ella and I were once again quoting Disney Channel not paying too much attention to the dudes doing shoulder rolls and neck stretches wearing baggy basketball shorts and tanktops.

"I tipped over the canoe, I cut my lip... and my top came off." I was even copying Cece's voice and closing the imaginary olive green jacket over my flat chest. We would do this scene all the Time, unprovoked.

"Cece, you were 10. Nobody even knew you were a girl." Ella was my Rocky, pretending to sit back on a bench in the Chicago subway. (The irony in this, I was currently actually 10 loll).

"I knew!!" our cadence was exact, and in the end we would burst in laughter and repeat it all. The rhythm between us was the best thing, like a quick witted game of cards we had perfected.

"Go Joe!" Poppy was being her extra cutesy self, while the team did some laps around the court. Joe winked at her, still running.

"Get out of the way, girls" Max came up to us, pretending she was about to throw a ball to our face and retrieving it at the very last second before it hit us. We were so used to it by now, we barely even flinched.

"Stop that!" Poppy whined in complaint of the aggressive game.

"Let me try" Ella jumped up and quickly took it out of her hands.

"No. Let go" MJ, Poppy and I were now laughing at the scene. Both girls fighting over it, Ella hunching over the ball hidding it from her reach, her curly hair falling over her face.

"It's mine now, Max" she stated with a laugh.

"Noo, Elizabeth, let go." Max was trying to use her elbow to make the dirty synthetic ball fall from my friend's grip. Max lets out a laugh too. "Ella."

"Ohhh, Max can be nice. Did you just call her "Ella"? I loved pissing her off like this. She looked me in the eye with half a laugh and her basketball back in her hands.

"Watch it, Rees" She did the trick again, only this Time the ball actually hit me straight in the face by accident. "Omg, sorry" She was laughing but sounded genuinely surprised by the slip. We were laughing too, cause it was one of those good days. She rubbed my forehead a bit, holding back a giggle.

"I'm fine, I'm fine, thanks" I acted just a bit pissed keeping her hands away, but finding it funny too.

"You girls are distracting" Mick yelled wearing that crush he had on both Poppy and MJ on his sleeve.

"So focus" asked MJ. I could laugh so much when my friends acted like this. Some of the guys were finishing their laps now, panting from the running, while forming a group in one corner of the court.

"What are those? The cheerleaders?" Their coach was paying attention now, shading his eyes with one hand to be able to see us better. He was so deeply annoying.

"Yea, they're our cheerleaders" Joe agreed, he seemed very okay with the idea and I fucking hated his coach.

"In your dreams" Poppy blew her boyfriend a sarcastic kiss, while she walked her way closer to them. The rest of us following behind to back her up.

"Oh, we'd never be cheerleaders for you." MJ was being real now, sniggering.

"You should! Isn't that what you do?" This was getting my blood heated.

"Oh, they're your friends who do dance" their coach didn't speak directly to any of us.

"Yes. So you could cheer if you're going to be here watching us"

"We dance. It's so not even similar" Ella corrected Rick, her arms crossed. We nod our heads, as if all of us had said the thing.

"What's the difference, again?" Max was back to being annoying, and the boys were too, laughing.

"You just twirl around in mini skirts" They all broke into a laugh at Rick's joke. I didn't know the word "misogyny" at the Time, but these dudes were constantly making me discover the concept from firsthand experience.

"Cool, as opposed to what?" I had been quiet but my voice appeared harsh and hostile. "Running like graceless deadbeat horses after one single lap? The team is terrible ?" I said bluntly making them silent. I wasn't used to talking back like this, even worse cause it sounded like my insult went out to an adult too. But what the fuck?!

"Yea... you guys always lose your games" Poppy added, her eyebrows furrowed. And it was true.

"Girls, we're in the middle of practice. You can't even be here to start with." The adult who started this decided to speak again. "Imma ask you to leave"

"Yea, kick them out coach!" our classmates encouraged him finding their laughter again, booing.

"Yea, let's go girls." Said MJ. That was the cue for our hair flips but this was too serious for that. "Enjoy your stupid class" She murmurs, starting to walk away. I know most of them caught her words.

"It was a joke, girls!" Despite de half-apology, Joe was partially still laughing.

"You are a joke!" Ella had to scream it from the other side of the courtyard and I knew it was a good retort to exit with. I flipped my hair subtly over my shoulder to feel less shaken up as we walked lined up, all four pairs of legs matching the beat.

"Damn! Graceless deadbeat horses was insane, Rees" says Ella as a compliment. I hear the naughty snigger on her voice and we all break in a bit of a laugh at what I said, hopefully they'd hear us giggling. I wanted them to know it had no effect on us.

"'Enjoy your stupid class' was crazier" I break from the line to jump a bit and look at them. "And Ella, just now?"

"It was good" says Poppy in deep recognition of the scene. We strode taking the short hallway to get completely away from their sight. The running track was more populated yet chill as always. It felt funny, even if we had to take some punches, I was so fixated on the good parts. Did I really have those harsh comebacks in me? We kept walking,four different shades of medium to dark brunette hair moving in a made-up breeze of our own.

"I really hate the boys, though. And Max." MJ was setting the pace for our coordinated walking.

"Yea... we should stop talking to them. And the school should get a cheer team, maybe that would show them how hard that also is." I state, feeling a bit amused. They conversation gets cut short cause we see a girl a year below ours was approaching us, directly to Poppy. I couldn't tell right away, but then I recognized her brother's hazel eyes.

"Hey, can I talk to you for a minute?" Joe's sister was asking for a word with her.

"Sure, Sienna. I'll see you in a minute, guys"

"Catch us at the bathroom" Poppy nodded at Ella's words while picking up her pace to match Sienna's. It was not the first nor the second Time this happenned. She was good looking, prettier than Joe and she had a cunning look in her eyes he didn't have. Poppy had already told us how Sienna was a big cause of drama and arguments between Joe and herself. She had even cried to us about it a couple days back, so I didn't understand how she would still have these private conversations with her but... I think she was trying to get on her good side, so she stopped talking shit about her to her brother, making them fight.

"Hmm... Sienna is a bit..." MJ started.

"Yea, I don't like her either." stated Ella. I sighed. I mean, I didn't even fully liked Joe to begin with, so. "Anyway. Let's get changed?"

[girls-are-weird]

#NowWatching: That '90s Show 1x03 "Lip Smackers"

[wisepiratecollective]

I'm watching That '90s Show 1x03 "Lip Smackers"

[dearlyjinie]

got7 reaction to their s/o not letting them kiss prank

pairing: got7 x gender neutral reader

a/n: since their comeback is today, i thought it be nice to make this huhue.  

warning: slight nsfw, calling jinyoungs lips “lip smackers”, spelling

Jaebum:

it would be a casual night home or smth

and you two are chilling on the couch watching anime

he’s laying on ur lap, ur hands in his hair and its all nice

but now ur bored bc the episode you were on was a filler and it was sooo boring but ur bf insisted on watching it anyway  

he could tell that u were annoyed by looking at ur pressed expression

so reached up to your face and tries to lower it down to give you a soft kiss

put u were faster and placed ur palm on his lips and turned ur head the other way

he looks at you a little confused

but soon notices the small smile that played on ur lips

“oh thats how it is huh”

“that’s how what?”

he gets off your lap and you see the mischief in his eyes and make a run for it

jae is running around the entire apartment, jumping over furniture as you keep throwing pillows at him to slow him down

after a while u manage to think ur alone and take a moment to catch ur breath

when out of know where jaebum tackles u to the floor

he grabs ur face and sucks on ur cheeks like a frecking suction cup

he stays like that still u stop fighting him and lets u go

ur right cheek is red, it looks like u had a sucker fish stuck to u

he looks at u proud with what he had accomplished and goes “YOU’LL NEVER ESCAPE MY KISSES HAHA” and naruto runs out of the room

Jaebum after kissing you:

Mark:

mark will kiss u no matter what

he gives no fucks what so ever if he wants to kiss he will

no matter how much you try dodge it he will still win against you

unless you clearly tell him you dont want to be kisses he will definitely not do it bc he respects you and knows what mean no

he will not do anything without ur consent even if its something small as a kiss,( and thats the same with the rest of boys too)

but if u guys are just playfully doing it to annoy him

he will pin u down and pepper ur face with kisses till u accept his love

so when you woke up one morning wrapped around his arms

you thought it was a great morning to play a prank on him

hes making small conversation and u see how hes trying to give u a kiss

but every time he does u back away

and he just pulls u back in his embrace like i said hes determined

super whiney

“y/nnnnnnn let me love u stop being like” he says nuzzling his face in ur neck

he leaves small kisses there too

he tries once more but now u pressed ur upper and lower lip together shaking ur head furiously backing away as mark kept pulling u closer and tickling ur sides which made u lose ur guard

he finally kissed u

“Ur breath stinks get off me stinky” you tell as he tries to kiss you after waking up “it’s ok baby it’ll just add extra flavor to the kiss”

he says while continuing to kiss u

Jinyoung:

this salty motherfucker

if u miss his kiss just once and knows ur doing it intentionally you best believe u wont get kisses from the man for a week or so

and he is persistent

But so are you bc U WANT THAT KISS

It literally becomes a competition between the two of  you to see if you can kiss him and how long can he can stay without kissing you

4 days apparently

every chance you get you try to kiss him

You thought u might die bc u didn’t get kisses by those beautiful lips smackers

u even try to hang a mistletoe under ur door and when he comes home from work u point to it and perk ur lips at him ready for a kiss

He looks at it and then at you and back at it and says

“sorry am a atheist” AKSHJABDKj

He’s cooking? No problem ur right behind him wrapping your arms around his waist going in for the kill, ur not even doing the usual and try to grab his big tiddies, u just want a kiss

but he brings a piece of meat/vegetable to ur face for u to taste instead. “Can u check if it’s good” >:(

He’s in the shower? You get get in there too but he just pulls you in and in the end ur clothes get all soaked bc he’s evil and pretends to give u a kiss but instead he just pulls u under the water and then starts to laugh  

that’s when you strike and give him a phat smooch on the lips

After the kiss he keeps holding on to you even though you tell to let you go he says no and starts striping you as he kisses you again

u can tell whats happening next *wink wonk*

Moral of the story don’t ignore his kisses if you don’t wanna suffer, but you (me) like to suffer

Jackson:

the day u dodge his kiss you better prepare urself to hear about till the day u die!!

he fucking hold grudges and WILL NOT LET IT GO!

he tries to kiss you on the cheek on night before bed

when u dodge he’s offended but also sad and confused like wtf just happened here

since its also a night time routine for you guys to kiss before going to bed

Thinks he’s going crazy bc u love when he kisses u so tries again, but you dodge again

He’s squinting his eyes pissed off tongue inside his cheek already planning to tell his great great grandkids about the betrayal of their great great grandma

U break bc you see how sad/annoyed he looks so u try to kiss but this time he’s tries to resist

and pretends to go back to sleep, leaving u high and dry in the dark

it doesn’t last long since he gives up and let’s u kiss him

you spend the entire night peppering his face with kisses and telling him it was a prank

He smiles and says “ur lucky I’m not gonna tell our great great grandkids about this”

then gives you one last peck before finally going to sleep

but ur still there sitting in the middle of the dark room confused

bc did he just propose?  

Youngjae:

he will pretend like he’s not hurt but he’s hurt

and will go to coco and very loudly complain to coco telling him that his other parent doesn’t want dads kisses so he’ll just have to give them to coco

Coco leaves youngjae and comes to u instead lmaooo

will ignore you by playing video games

will get restless bc he wants his kisses

he likes being affectionate with you and the fact that u aren’t accepting his kisses hurt him even if it’s a joke

PLS HE SO CUTE

You’ll end up kissing while he’s in the middle of a game

like u just walk into his gaming room kiss him and then leave, well you try too

dude  just sits there frozen for a sec

he was in the middle of a call with some other gamers and just stops everything hes doing when he feels ur soft lips on his cheek

He will grab ur arm and will shower u with kisses till he’s satisfied

you can hear his friends (bambam) telling u guys to get a room

Bambam:

you’ll most probably end up doing this as a prank for tiktok

Both of you love doing these type of couples pranks and you had seen  video that morning of another couple doing this on their s/o so u wanted to try it too

it was supposed to be cute and harmless right?

You set up ur phone and open tiktok once he arrives home

bc he always kisses you when he comes home and press record when once ur siting together

but today he came home a bit early and wanted to surprise you so he quietly came in and that’s when ur sneaky bf saw you hide ur phone and open tiktok just smirks knowing that u were up to something but what?

He walks in like usual saying hi to his cats and he walks up to you giving you a hug

AND WINKS AT THE CAMERA!!!

you find out later when u look at the footage again

bf pranks me by ruining my prank :(

He sees you waiting for your kiss and just smirks bc he finally understood what’s going on

he too had watched that video on tiktok and wanted to do it to you

so he now it was his turn to prank u muahahah

He doesn’t kiss you the entire day

ur following him like a lost puppy trying to get a kiss

Ur video goes from ignoring bf kisses to trying to get ur bf to kiss you

He ends up cracking when he sees you staring at him looking all sad and he asks why

even though he knows exactly why but he likes it when ur whiney and beg

You climb up his lap tell him that he didn’t kiss u today not even once and he just melts bc of how cute you are and finally kisses you

He spends the entire night kissing you to make up for all the lost kisses.

ahh he’s so cute

he confesses in the morning ur just like >:o

Yugyeom:

Sir is ready to cry

Literally the biggest baby will try to act like u dodging his kiss didn’t affect him but oh it definitely did

Tries to find reasons to why you dodged his kiss

Thinks it’s bc he’s sweaty since he just came from practice so that’s why

“yeah thats the reason imma go wash up” he says thinking that you didn't hear him but you did and you try your best to hide ur laughter

when he tries to kiss you after showing you u still ignore him

real life 🥺 emoji

Will follow you all over the house to get a kiss or to kiss

Which ever you will give he is be happy

Is begging to be kissed and says he will die if doesn't get any

Cause of death:  kiss deprivation

Thinks ur mad at him so tries to butter you up by doing all sorts of cute things to make you feel better, turns out that you weren’t mad (he asked)

so he tries to kiss u again but you turned your head and he hit the couch instead

JUST KISS HIM ALREADY U MONSTER

Starts to pout like the big baby he is but then sees you giggling

And it’s clicks dom yugy mode activate

Mans kabedon’s you on the couch, ur not in charge anymore

“you’ve been ignoring my kisses all day long bc of a stupid prank huh, well we’ll who’s laughing after I’m finished with you” he says after throwing you over his shoulder and taking you to ur room.

y/n:

[ppsyndromepod]

Episode 20: Napolean Dynamite

I hope you like personal stories because Napoleon Dynamite brought out the most stories we've ever told on a single episode. Join us as we relive our school years from Elementary through College, thanks to the time capsule that is Napoleon Dynamite from 2004.

Topics Include:

The 2 times Alex was straight up a bandwagon

How Ariana & Alex Met

Every school has a Napoleon Dynamite

The time we were both called a bully

Why Alex doesn't speak spanish/Hung out with the black kids in school.

Another 3 minute conversation about Hilary Duff

Skipping class to go to the corner store

Alex's favorite song in 5th grade

Wearing Letterman jackets passed High School

Alex asking Ariana's parents to marry her.

The time we both gave up on drawing

Our cell phones from the past

The best time to schedule your college classes

Alex's grandpa takes him to see a Lowrider.

Why Alex didn't ask Ariana to Prom.

Ariana's obsession with lip smackers

Alex would not be a good DJ

Tankman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLd4SLcRbZI

George Lopez: Season 2 Episode 22 "Team Leader"

Every character is a form of loneliness theory by Minsc_and_Boo_ on Reddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/188xrl/comment/c8cpyii

Pedro Grants Wishes Theory by Mofptown on Reddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/FanTheories/comments/2cbiea/request_napoleon_dynamite/?utm_source=amp&utm_medium=&utm_content=comments_view_all

Canned Heat - Jamiroquai

Sk8er Boi - Avril Lavigne

Paper Planes - M.I.A.

The Promise - When In Rome

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Quinn Misses The Mark || Lip Smackers

[findafriend]

oh boy here we go

Um hi, I’m zaria I’m 19 and I’d like for you to be my friend. I mean if you want to. I don’t really know what I’m doing, I’ve got nothing to do for like another month and a half so here we are. Maybe I should get into the convincing you I’m worth the effort portion of this thing.

Likes:

Cats

Oreos (mint and original)

Twix candy bars

Art

Books (lots of reading)

Music (my taste in music is a whole ass mess but lately I’m into kpop, the 1975, the driver era, Wallows, No Rome, 5sos stuff like that)

The beach

Photography

Coming of age movies (they make me feel better about being a loser)

Indie movies (cause idk why not)

Video Games (I’m lowkey obsessed with kingdom hearts and animal crossing, I swear I’m not 12)

Anime (too many to na- Pokémon, 7 deadly sins, death note, Tokyo ghoul, boku no hero academia and shit ton more I don’t remember)

Studio Ghibli movies

La Croix

The colour yellow (mustard yellow tho, essentially dirty yellow)

Rain/thunderstorms

Baking (mainly because I have an uncontrollable sweet tooth sometimes)

Naps

Dislikes:

People who act like assholes

When my naps get interrupted

I sat here for like 3 minutes thinking of what I don’t like am I actually that hap- oh wait no

Pickles

Meat (I’m vegetarian so)

1hr+ tv show episodes (it better be action packed or I’ll lose interest)

Smackers (not the lip balm, the noise mouths make when people eat makes me wanna die)

Litterers (is that a word?)

Idk what else, I’ll probably rant about something and you’ll figure it out.

Other important information:

I’m Ace (no not like the playing card, I’m asexual. Couldn’t skip a good word play opportunity)

Actually I don’t have anymore “important information” yikes that’s awkward. Literally this is so bad if you’ve read this far and have somehow convinced yourself that you should be friends with me then props to you. You can message me on here @themindofalostgirl or email I guess she_is_all_that@hotmail.com like the 90s Romcom I’m not a narcissist js.

So uh ya enjoy that mess.

[that90sshowgoldencouple]

That '90s Show Episodes (part1)

Things I know (tapings, photos inside scoops, etc) and predictions I'm making.

1.) That '90s Pilot- It takes place on the 4th of July, Eric and Donna appear. It's a wonderfully fun episode that really does feel like a family reunion. (I've seen a edited version of it, probably just missing the last 5 minutes with Jackie and Kelso and maybe a few moments in between scenes)

2) Free Leia- I think this is a play on the movie title 'Free Willy' and maybe the new 90s gang is trying to help Leia either maybe fit in in Point Place or spend time outside of Red and Kitty's home. This is also the episode that we will probably see the new gang in Red and Kitty's room, looking through their closet-my guess is they're looking through Red's flannels lol

3.)Lip Smackers- In this episode we meet Sherri, Gwen and Nates Mom and we also see Fez again and find out that the two are dating. In this episode passed off the title and this photo from the episode, I say Leia and Jay will have their first kiss on the new Forman's new car.

4.) Rave- MY Episode!! Okay, it's not mine but it hold a very special place in my heart. It's the first time I ever saw a TV show being filmed and I had the best time. And had some wonderful memories with Debra Jo Rupp and Kurtwood Smith. It's kind a filler episode but, honestly filler episodes are my favorite. I love this episode.

5.) Step by Step- Leia deals with the aftermath of Rave. We see the character played by Olivia Sanabia-possibly one of Jay's exes, I really don't know. This is also probably the episode that we see Red and Kitty take on the home computer and I am EXCITED!!!

Part 2 (episodes 6-10 coming soon!)

[supernaturaleveryfuckingday]

This is probably my favorite episode of the entire series. Maybe 3rd favorite. Halfway through the episode, god forgot his chap stick, so Needle Brain had to find his Lip Smackers, but all of his shirts had been taken to the dry cleaner earlier that day. The Bob started singing that song to the girl who played Seeter in the 4th season of Friends where they had that crossover episode with Glen and Frot. They both ate at that breakfast place down the street from their house, but NB was positive he knew a different way. Can you believe he still tried to dye his hair even after finding out about their affair? It always feels like someone new has to stop him from drinking. His parents didn’t teach him modesty or basket weaving. I’d probably cry too if I found out my only sister didn’t understand any of those.

Sam “happy to be in the middle of Dean and Cas” Winchester

[stylebylakyn]

Blue Ivy’s Best Looks

The original Royal Baby turns 6, today and boy, has this little legend been through a lot. Remember the petition to get Beyoncé to comb her hair? Or how disappointed grown adults were that a Black baby came out with Black features? What a ride for her, but, luckily, Princess Bee is unbothered, and consistently serves us look after look, most likely in between Doc McStuffins episodes. At this rate, she won’t even need to glow up post-high school like the rest of us did. 

And before anyone tells me Blue can’t be a style icon because she doesn’t dress herself...neither does Beyoncé. 

I love the Mommy and Me twinning Beyoncé and Blue do from time to time. This look is especially adorable to me, at least, because it was when my dumb ass realized their names both start with a B. 

You see the edges! You see the length! You see the curls and coils! Flourishing! 

Not quite twinning, but both slaying, Blue’s $11,000 dress managed to out-drama even her mother’s feathered frock at the VMAs. 

Blue-Blue is definitely not old enough to have seen Coming to America just yet but that doesn’t mean she can’t turn a look from it. We know Bey goes all out for Halloween so I can’t wait to see what she pulls in the coming years now that she has three little Beyoncés (including a Boyyoncé) to dress up. 

This suit + baby Doc Martens + a jeweled cat purse worth $2500 that probably only had a ring pop and some Lip Smackers in it = a winner, in my book.

Happy Birthday Blue! And may you prosper for years to come. We already know you will, though.